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March 2012

Cinnamon

Gene Glotzer02 mins

“Well, what have we here? We weren’t expecting you for quite some time. What happened?” “‘Scuse me?” “We thought we had another 20-25 years before you got here,” the gate attendant replied. Jack looked around at the fluffy ground and giant golden gate in front of him.  “Am I dead?” he asked. “Yup.” “Wow.  How’d…

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A Daylight Savings Conversation with Me, My Ten Month Old Daughter and Our Cat

Gene Glotzer13 mins

This is the conversation as it actually occurred. Me: It’s time to go to sleep, sweetie. Daughter: But, Father, it’s still light outside. Why must I sleep? Me: Daylight savings started today. It’s your bedtime. And if you stay awake much longer, you won’t wake up on time tomorrow. Daughter: Daylight savings? How can that…

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