Good evening. It’s 11:36 PM on the 22nd of December. I’m just now getting a chance to sit down and write something. Anyone who knows anything about writing knows that it’s impossible to get anything good written in 24 minutes. Heck, it’s almost impossible to get anything bad written in 24 minutes. But I promised a post a day for the month of December, so here goes.
I asked Microsoft’s AI what I should write about. It answered:
- Little-known facts about yourself, your business, or your niche
- A funny conspiracy theory behind an important event or person
- Your favorite jokes
- What’s in your bag, fridge, wardrobe, or bookshelf
- A famous person you’d like to meet and what you’d ask them
These are pretty terrible, but I’m running out of time.
A little known fact about myself is that I have no idea what facts people know about me, so I don’t know what’s little known. I guess I miss twirling my hair.
Darwin came up with evolution to impress a girl.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Leftovers are in my fridge.
I’d like to meet Lisa Fisher. I’d ask her what it’s like to sing like that.
This is terrible, I know, but I’ve posted 21 days in a row and I’ll be gosh darned if I stop now.
Oh, and the picture has nothing to do with anything. I just like it is all.
It’s 11:54 PM. Good night.
