Dog Poop
Gene GlotzerPhoto by Lance Grandahl on Unsplash The other day, I saw someone out walking her dog. The dog had just defecated, and she was bending down with a plastic bag…
Them Changes
Photo by Chris Lawton on Unsplash Back in February of 2012, I started a blog called Proof I Never Want To Be President (Of Anything). The name of the blog…
I Am A Grass Widower
I got divorced this afternoon. It was weird. We went to the court house, signed some forms, waited for a while, then went before the judge. We sat there while…