Campaign Slogans
2020 is fast approaching and, while some have dropped out, there are still fifteen Democrats running for president. It’s confusing keeping track of them all. To try to help, I figured I’d present an honest, and hopefully memorable, slogan for each candidate.
Michael Bennet: Just a guy running for president
Joe Biden: Huh? What?
Michael Bloomberg: I’m richer than the other rich guy
Cory Booker: Will somebody please notice me?
Pete Buttigieg: I may be white and male, but I’m young and I’m gay
Julian Castro: I worked for Obama
John Delaney: I’ve been running forever
Tulsi Gabbard: Democrat? Are you sure?
Amy Klobuchar: Biding my time
Deval Patrick: Wait, I’m running for president?
Bernie Sanders: Hey, Democrats can be racist and sexist, too
Tom Steyer: I’m the other rich guy
Elizabeth Warren: Pay attention everyone, this is important
Marianne Williamson: I like miracles
Andrew Yang: F***ing free money, nerds!
